The Schwaaa Mug
Proper Noun (Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA) 1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before. 2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay. 3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance. 4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother. The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.) SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa. Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!! Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/