The Schwaaa Tee
Proper Noun (Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA) 1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before. 2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay. 3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance. 4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother. The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.) SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa. Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!! Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡