Alyssa
Alyssa is the most beautiful amazing person you will ever me her eyes are beautiful and her hair is crazy beautiful she always has your back and if you ever get the chance to be her best friend don’t fuck it up be there for her talk to her love her laugh with her smile will her god damn it cry with her have her back if she has a bad day try to make that bad day into an amazing day let her know she’s important tell her she’s beautiful so then she smiles and says thank you or even ok any response is a great response and make her imperfections stand out cuz her imperfections are what make her perfect if someone thinks that she’s not perfect when she shows her imperfections then leave Alyssa for 30 min drag or run over the person that doesn’t like Alyssa and then go back to her as if nothing happened and say they are no longer your problem cuz that’s what you’re supposed to do if you’re her best friend but if you’re her boyfriend you better stay with her at all times kill each and every guy that calls her a name or looks at her in a certain way never do anything to mess it up you will regret it and LOVE HER and be careful with her emotions cuz if her best friend finds out you weren’t then oof your dead
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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