Alyssa
Alyssa is the most beautiful amazing person you will ever me her eyes are beautiful and her hair is crazy beautiful she always has your back and if you ever get the chance to be her best friend don’t fuck it up be there for her talk to her love her laugh with her smile will her god damn it cry with her have her back if she has a bad day try to make that bad day into an amazing day let her know she’s important tell her she’s beautiful so then she smiles and says thank you or even ok any response is a great response and make her imperfections stand out cuz her imperfections are what make her perfect if someone thinks that she’s not perfect when she shows her imperfections then leave Alyssa for 30 min drag or run over the person that doesn’t like Alyssa and then go back to her as if nothing happened and say they are no longer your problem cuz that’s what you’re supposed to do if you’re her best friend but if you’re her boyfriend you better stay with her at all times kill each and every guy that calls her a name or looks at her in a certain way never do anything to mess it up you will regret it and LOVE HER and be careful with her emotions cuz if her best friend finds out you weren’t then oof your dead
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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A - Length
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B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" | 
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" | 
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" | 
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" | 
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" | 
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" | 
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm | 
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm | 
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm | 
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm | 
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm | 
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |