Waltz the Clown
When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.
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