Zoë Mug
zoe is absolutely stunning, her hazel eyes glow as she admires the moon and her thick dark brown hair shines when the sun hits it just right. she’s the kind of girl who melts into a smile when she sees the stars because she is so captivated by their beauty, and she’s the kind of girl who takes pictures of the sunset, not to post on social media but to keep for her self because it makes her happy. zoe is one of the most warmhearted, funniest, nicest most supportive human beings you’ll ever meet! if you need a little pep in your step or just a simple smile zoe will be there. zoe is a goofball but she does ignore her own feeling sometimes .she has the best style and a killer music taste, she loves all animals and she’s so down to have a movie marathon with you whether it’s rom-coms, superheroes, or horror she’s down. everyone deserves a friend like zoe and if you have one consider yourself lucky. go find a zoe today! believe me she’ll want to be friends just as much a you do.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/