Ysko Mug
Hey Ysko, did you know that in terms of male and female attractiveness, Noah is a hardcore virgin? He doesn't know what it's like to feel the relaxing texture of a single blade of grass, nor does he know how to run a server properly. However, he is very popular among level 20+ users and even seeks to become one with them. If he were to go to bed with a level 20+ user he wouldn't have the necessary sex drive to perform and therefore impress his counterpart. He is born a virgin and always will be. That doesn't stop him from being quirky and therefore a perfect match to befriend the abnormal population of level 20+. He supports the adoption of anime-linked dolls called "Fumos" and must be in a secret relationship with Madi if he is that hellbent on them. He's old enough to properly realize that worshipping dolls is child's play and he desperately needs to mature. His junk shrinks by 10% every time he touches a Fumo, and it shrinks by 25% every time he tries to get dirty with Madi.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/