white trash
Insectile, subhuman vermin from the Appalachian Mtns. Always drunk, always fighting, always stealing, always racist, always fucking anything that walks on two legs (or more than two legs or less than two legs), always in jail, these are the products of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister fucking with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene pool that extra spice. They can be identified as unbelievably macho, bullying, 300-pound, trailer-living, bingo-playing, Elvis-plate collecting, front-teeth-missing, Walmart-shopping, "y'all"-saying, cowboy-hat-wearing, Camaro-driving, horribly hygiened, Bible-thumping, woman-beating, English-butchering, meth-injecting, beer-guzzling, NASCAR-watching embarrassment to carbon molecules whose only purpose in their obnoxious, protohuman existence is human cockfighting on the Jerry Springer show. They tend to drop out of school at 15 to spawn as many of their filth as they can (often with blood relatives) and because they have the I.Q. of a toilet seat, their banal, quacking conversations (or the noise that passes for them) always revolve around fucking or kicking someone's ass. Nothing else. The rest of their noise is ape-like hooting and hollering (can't tell if it's joy or anger) over whatever childish stimuli their damaged shit-for-brains can detect. They can also be identified by their gallons of cheap beer consumed every morning, always wearing a wife-beater and the old, rusted hulks of cars in their yard and the 40-year-old pickup truck that does run has mud splattered up to the windows and a rag where the gas cap should be. They also consider McDonald's as "going out to dinner."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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