Twain Harte Mug
A cute little country town in North-eastern California. There is are a small number of people who live there year round, but Twain Harte is mainly a place for retired couples and a vacationing palce for families! There are about 5,000 people population in Twain Harte and everyone is really nice! Twain Harte is home of the Twain Harte lake and "awesome" 9 hole golf course. Everyone knows everybody else and everyone si so friendly. The top spots in T.H. are the twain harte pee-wee golf course which is owned by a cute religious couple who has a lot of grandchildren! If you win at the pee-wee golf course on the last hole than you get a free game but if you lose, there is a freaky clown that sticks his tongue out at you on the wall- haha. The lake is really fun in the summer and the snack shack is really good- dip frosties are amazing!!! In the winter, everyone usually goes skiing at dodge ridge or sledding at Little Sweeden, or ice scating at Long Barn! Sometimes it snows a lot in T.H. and other times not so much. For dinner everyone either goes to the Villa de Oro or the Eporson House. The pizza factory ids really good too! For breakfest, the sportaman and the cattage cafe in town are cute to go to!The famous Twain Harte mini-mart clsoed down recently whoch is really sad becuase if you got a red gumball in the machine there, you'd get a free movie from the bookshelf of random movies that they had there. 4th of Uly is probably one of the most exciting times of the year up there. There's a lake BBQ, everyone definitly wears red, white and blue and everyone is happy. The lake is usually packed during that weekend and it seems that all the familes join together in TH that weekend! Who could forget the awesome fourth of july parade at the lake where a bunch of people amrch from one end of the lake to the rock and the elderly man who leads it usually walks into the water with the huge flag- it's pretty funny!! The rock at twain harte lake is a huge and when I say huge, I mean huge rock...everyone lounges on it and theres a great view from it!! In general Twain Harte is the ebst palce on earth- you can't really understand its beauty until you've been there- even more than the town itself, the sense of community and family present in TH is enough to make you happy! I heart TH!!!!!
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Customer Reviews
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Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.