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Okay, this is all extreme, some of the townies I know, aren't COMPLETE knobheads but then..some are. They hate grungers. Think anyone who isnt wearing ugly, cheap ass clothing (no matter how much it cost it still manages to LOOK c.h.e.a.p) are grungers, or posh, innit? (Innit really bugs me. In WHAT exactly? Or I reply sweetly, "It is.") Listen to *shudder* "music." Typical townie music is: Fittty Ceant, Blazin' Squad, Sean Paul Kiss 100 etcetera. How to recognise a twonie near you: Wel, enough has been said about townies out and about before me. So here's how you recognise a townie ONLINE. Their Msn screen name is something like: uR ClOthEs lOok GoOD... bUt tHeY wOuLd lOok bEttEr oN mY bEdRoOm fLOoR!!111 Accompanied by some stars or hearts or kisses, if they happen to be girls. Their profiles will include some of their hobbies too: "Goin Destiny*" "Boys/Girls" "Ma phone" Boys will include something about rapping, "hacking" etc. Shout out to the person/people? (Man Bon and Kin Mun) who mentioned Harrow Tube Station. Cool place for grungers. (a hella lot of fit dudes up there, which is always a plus.) Live just near it. :P Come stalk me. Of course, the best place to go is Camden. If you happen to be a townie, the best place to go where people of your kind gather is Watford, the Harlequin Centre. *Destiny is a townie scum nightclub in watford. If you want to see enough fake burberry to last you a life time go here.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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