Touchin' Cotton
Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks. It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus. Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives. Touchin' Cotton usually occurs: 1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up 2) Before a stressful event 3) Right after a Mexican dinner 4) Right before bedtime Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
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