The Falls
Worst place in upstate bruh I’m tellin you, “The Falls” is just some shit that some people call this shithole cuz if you’re not from the area you can’t tell where one scumbag ass place ends and where one begins like fr some people are fooled by Lake George and move here cuz it’s the closest “suburb” outside of Saratoga but in reality your neighbors will deadass piss in a bottle and leave it on your porch assuming the shit isn’t rotting away cuz your landlord lives in Pakistan and doesn’t give a fuck about y’all as long as he gets paid. And that’s another thing- the only places you can afford are trashy apartments unless you went to college for 6 years/have a career that relocated you here with a head start in life. If you from here (which most people aren’t) you’re fucked. If you’re not from here, you’re fucked cuz the shitty economy sucked you in and made you a statistic that they like to write off as “inconclusive” so they can attract more tourists. Get out while you can or you’ll end up selling drugs while your girl’s sucking dick for rent. Btw fuck that other definition it’s dumb as shit
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