Teal Skittle Mug
First of all we have to get some of the details out of the way. This word is a combination of two words. The first word is Teal. The definition of Teal is:a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spongebob squarepants, southpark, and enjoys slam poetry. The next word that is fused with Teal is the word Skittle. The definition of Skittle is: skitsofrenic. someone who is truly crazy!! THIS IS THE r e a l d e f f e n i t i o n!! someone whose a skittle might qualify for the following things: (most if not all are necessary to be a skitsofrenic, not just one) sits in weird positions laughs randomly for a long time makes up werid words (like skittle) gets angry for no reason has multiple personalities takes naps gets very very hyper makes weird noises sings (not necessarily well) for no reason. Ex.damn that skittle is so fuckin annoying that she might actually be cool. she needs to stop sitting with her legs behind her head and humming though... Now, from this comes the word Teal Skittle. One of the most intricate and confusing words ever spawned by a human being. The true definition of a teal skittle is: A person who is amused by mostly anything. They amke you feel as if you are one of the funniest persons alive. They watch meaningless and pointless shows. They gorge on food for 24 hours a day. Their imagination is so widely diverse that it makes you feel inferior in their presence. They make up weird, dumbass words JUST like teal skittle. A kid named zach is the best way to describe it. They sing sometimes...but to their and other people dismay they suck balls at it...but they still do it anyways. Teal skittles can also drink an insurmountable amount of Mt. Dew. This causes them to be at the highest pivitol point on the hyper meter...The Hype Zone. There are only so many teal skittles in the world today....so please PLEASE...don't play with matches.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.