Stranana
A delicious hybrid fruit stemming from the genetic makeup of Strawberries and Bananas. Its outward appearance is that of a regular Banana with a pinkish hue. When you peel back the skin, you are met with an ingenious blend that looks like a Strawberry but has the texture of a Banana and tastes like both. Made by crossing Strawberries, Bananas, and electricity, you'll have nothing short of an orgasm in your mouth when you try Strananas. SIDEFFECTS: You should stop eating strananas and seek medical attention if you experience any of the following: fever, itchy eyes, rash, upset stomach, flu like symptoms, shivers, blurred vision, perfuse sweating, diarrhea, nausea, indigestion, hearing loss (temporary or permanent), hallucinations, loss of one or many teeth, chronic nose bleeds, blindness, anal discharge, an erection lasting more than eight hours, numbness in extremities, loss of consciousness, heart failure, cardiac arrest, minor coma, narcolepsy, epilepsy, paranoia, slight to mild retardation, parkinsense disease, leukemia, brain tumors, liver failure, kidney failure, or sudden loss of life. NOTE: The FDA has not yet approved this product for use by any individuals other than those on death row.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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