Soppy Twat Mug
Latin: Soppius Twatius. A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism. Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation