soaring eagle Mug
soar ing ea gle sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl -noun : a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag. Description: The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
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Customer Reviews
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.