showcock Mug
A male who flaunts his erect penis to the annoyance of other males present. If you're about 14 and have a big cock for your age this is a good way to embarrass your classmates and make yourself feel even bigger. However, if you haven't grown out of this kind of behaviour by 18 then there's something wrong with you. You can go up to someone in the shower and say "hey, look at my big cock", or you can try to be subtle and get them to look by saying "hey, look at this bruise on my elbow" while pretending, implausibly, that you haven't even noticed that your cock is so hard that it's made your voice go husky. People who do this are probably not really gay, but they have to get used to being called it. Ways of dealing with a showcock include: 1. Pretend you haven't noticed. 2. Laugh at him. 3. Force him to back off by thrusting at him with your own giant erection. 4. If you think he's more scared of looking gay than you are then you could kneel down and pretend you're about to fellate him, but this is risky as you'll probably get cockslapped and if the teacher happens to walk past and glance in at this moment it can be very embarrassing for everyone involved, even bystanders. Note that a true showcock flaunts a fully erect penis, not a semi pretending to be flaccid, and he does it to males, not females, and he does it to fuck with them metaphorically, not literally. This is not a way to win friends and influence people.
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Customer Reviews
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.