Sergio Garcia Mug
A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question. the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open. he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.