Sahuarita High School Mug
You want your kid to be stuck in a hell-hole where everyone is rude, snobby, cold, and really, REALLY retarded? Then Sahuarita High School is for you! Let's not forget the dumb-ass rules and teachers who think they're the best around, but seriously bro- You're at Sahuarita, that means no other school wanted you. Sure- We have school spirit with the football team that never wins and the cheerleaders who are either snobby or fat as fuck. Academics? Sahuarita has never heard of it! Want a dance where everyone cries and someone HAS to be drunk because they think it's cool? Well hurry on down to Sahuarita! Want religion shoved down your throat every time you walk to the bus when they throw a Bible in your face? Sahuarita's got that too! Wanna see boys who either wear pants so skinny or so baggy that either way you see their balls and small penis? You'll LOVE this school then! Do you enjoy seeing faggot guys dress up in cowboy clothes because they think they're cool? Oh yeah, we have this in stock! Want not only an entire teacher faculity that pretty much hates you but also an entire school including the students that hate each other? Then come down to Sahuarita! Go see the definition of Sahuarita to understand the true meaning of this ah-so WONDERFUL town. If this is your kind of town then come along and suffer!
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.