Reece Mastin
The incredibly attractiveness of a 17 year old male who was the Winner of X-Factor Australia 2011. From the very moment he graced the stage wearing #21094 & opened his mouth with the words "Baby it don't matter" he captured the hearts of over 95,000 screaming girls (& the occasional boy) across Aus, with his gap-toothed smile, charm, great body, dimples, & all round high level of attractiveness. With his audition getting comments from Guy Sebastian saying "One day i'm going to tell my children that i said yes to you" it was obvious he was a shoe-in to win the competition. He's a cheeky, english-born average teenage boy, with "general bloke pleasures", smelly feet & the dream of owning a kombi van who's never read a book in his life. His dream came true thanks to his bestfriends 'The Sexy Six' & the incredible support of the Mastin Family consisting of his amazing parents Deb & Darren & his 3 beautiful sisters: Olivia (Liv), Georgina & Philippa Mastin. His fanbase 'Lil Rockers' have spent countless hours voting for him week after week, camping out to see him live, buying his album & even to get a chance to meet him. They've allowed him to live his dream of being a "Rock & Roll Legend", selling out his entire Aus tour & getting his winners single "Goodnight" to be named as Sony music Aust.'s fastest selling digital single ever & being certified 4 times platinum for selling 280,000 digital copies. Every woman's sexual fantasy & the true definition of Perfect! ♥
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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