Redneck

Not to be confused with white trash and hillbillies. enjoy hunting, fishing, camping and other recreation. are hard working people who do the jobs nobody wants to do. do not have sex with blood relatives. -hillbillies. do not all live in trailers or shacks. do not decorate our front lawns with garbage and broken toilets -white trash. are racist against douche bags who look down at us because we wear hunting clothes as casual clothing, and proudly drive our gas guzzling american cars. are not to be fucked with. enjoy drinking beer, not that pussy ass light beer shit that is just piss water. Only fags and women drink it! hate going to mechanics plumbers electricians and contractors, since we know how to do that stuff ourselves for half the price. hate new technology such as smart phones and ipads. Only fags buy it to attract other fags and act smug about it. throw mc donalds shakes at the front windshields of retards who text and drive. don't all drive our old pick up trucks and pre 1990's era american cars because we can't afford new ones. Most of us still drive them because we actually know how to fix them and don't want to spend over $40,000 on a new piece of shit that's mostly made of plastic and beer can material which was probably shipped here from japan, china, and mexico to be assembled here so they can rust away and fall apart in 3 years. So shut the fuck up with your 5 star crash test rating and "sleek styling.