Rayquaza Mug
Rayquaza is the English name for a Pokémon originally named "Rekkuzza" in Japan. The English name was assigned by Nintendo of America. In Hoenn, an island region in the Pokémon world, legend states that this creature, the "Master of the Skies," once descended from the clouds to end a cataclysmic battle between the Earth Titan "Groudon" and the Sea Titan "Kyogre." Occording to legend, the battle almost destroyed the earth. Had Rayquaza not ended the fight, all would be lost. Thousands of years later, Rayquaza laid to rest atop a tall tower built long ago known as "Sky Pillar." It slept for years until a young child came and awoke it once more, as the evil organizations Team Magma and Team Aqua had called forth the Titans of Earth and Sea once more, not knowing if the consequences. Upon being awakened, Rayquaza immediately flew to Sootopolis Mountain, modernly hollowed into a city and named Sootopolis City. This was where the Titans were clashing, much to the awe and fear of the local residents. Rayquaza repeated history and sent them back into their hidden caves, where they were to sleep peacefully forever more. Rayquaza has since been captured and exact statistics on this respectable beast have been recorded in the Pocket Monsters Index, or the PokéDex. Rayquaza measures in at a hight of 23 feet exactly, but only when sitting in a snake-like curl. Its long body from nose to tail has not yet been recorded, but is estimated to be about 60 feet or more. It weighs in at 455.2 lbs. It has the ability to pressurize the atmosphere around it, and nullifies all weather effects such as rain or intense sunrays. How it does this is yet to be explored. It is classified as Pokémon number 384 in the National PokéDex. It goes by the number of 200 amongst the Hoenn Region PokéDex. It has been dubbed the "Sky High Pokémon," for its ability to live in altitudes as high as the ozone layer. A truely magnificent and rare beast indeed. There is only one in existance, but scientists in the Cinnibar Genetic Research Association are trying to clone it, so we may see more of this magnificent creature before the only one in existance dies.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning