Player Mug
Not everyone is young. Past a certain age, people, particularly men, start to be dead. Which leaves the women who had been their wives and who are not dead, alone. These women have grandchildren, a house, and a life insurance settlement from their late husband. The more realistic ones realize that 'until death do us part' and white picket fences are for starting families. And that they already had a family, which has grown up and moved away and one of them, died. And that they are not going to start another. They still have the picket fence and the house behind it and do not need another. So 'until death do us part' leaves their agenda. A gentleman of the same age who has the good fortune to be alive and the good sense not to be interested in young chickies with whom he has nothing in common, will be able to please any number of these ladies and himself regularly. He is a player. If he is interested in these ladies for their money, he is neither a gentleman nor a player. He is a cad. cf. convict, anal rape victim, extraditee, applicant for Swiss citizenship, et alia. One does not need to own a beach house. It suffices to spend weekends at hers. He omits to mention any of these ladies to any other of them, not because he imagines any of them to be such dunces as not to know, but for reasons of good taste and decorum.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!