pirate
1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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