pirate
1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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