pirate Tee
1. Always land on their feet 2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes 3. have dice 4. have guns 5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas! 6. have cool ships 7. have better swords then ninjas 8. are all around better then ninjas 9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas) 10. wear red on thursdays 11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter! 12. polish their peg legs 13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap 14. Arrrrr! need i say more 15. pack a mean punch 16. always have the best snacks 17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them 18. start all the major fashion trends 19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas 20. know how to handle a lady 21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas 22. have pretty cool boots 23. get all the tasty rum 24. have pretty good cursive 25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas 26. are absolutley amazing!!! ARRRR!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.