Paul Mug
Well, where do I even begin? Take care and time with Paul, he is a warm individual once you get to know him. He can be very sweet and deep. He's not afraid to ask questions and understands the importance of making people feel as comfortable as possible, as he doesn't like to make assumptions; he doesn't really believe in them. Paul wants to be understood and also makes an effort to understand what makes you the way you are and I assure you; through his sarcastic remarks, laughter, dark humour, ability to make you feel better, advice he gives you, it can/will be one of the easiest and most unimaginably amazing relationships you'll ever have. Take it slow with him, but not too slow. Unravel his story. Things will come naturally if it's meant to be. Push Paul, make him realise his true potential. He will equally do the same for you. Guide Paul, aid him in his decision making. He will try to help you decode your troubles also. Nurture Paul, we all go through tough times but, my Paul has gone through a lot therefore, remind your Paul; whatever predicament he may have gone through or be in, that it's all okay and that things can/will only get better. He will soothe any wounds you have, regardless of their complexity...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/