Parker Mug
A smart, funny, intelligent guy who absolutely loves sports. He can pull any girl he wants especially if their name ends in a A or S. He is usually a short dweeb but his personality makes up for the height of two things. Most of the time its the girl who dumps him even if its not your fault. He is loyal to all of his friends even if they annoy him sometimes. He is an adventurous fella who loves to camp and go to his camping. His smarts all come in the form of sports or math. In sports he always knows what is happening even if they are losing by 100 points. His main sports are Baseball, Hockey, and Ultimate. His fun witty jokes are absolutely deathly to teachers but to the kids it is literally like Jimmy Kimmel. He loves all of his family and hopes that one day he will be able to expand it. Parker is a lovely man who will do anything for love and his family.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!