Only a Lad Mug
Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell, Everyone said, "If you don't get straight You'll surely go to hell." But Johnny didn't care, He was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old, He didn't want to do what he was told Just a prankster, juvenile gangster. His teachers didn't understand, They kicked him out of school at a tender early age, Just because he didn't want to learn things He had other interests He liked to burn things! The lady down the block, She had a radio that Johnny wanted oh so bad, So he took it the first chance he had. Then he shot her in the leg, And this is what she said "Only a lad. You really can't blame him." "Only a lad. Society made him." "Only a lad. He's our responsibility." Oh, oh, oohh oh oh oh "Only a lad. He really couldn't help it." "Only a lad. He didn't want to do it." "Only a lad. He's underprivileged and abused." Perhaps a little bit confused? Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa Oh oh ohhh, oohhh oh oh ohh whoa whoa whoa His parents gave up, they couldn't influence his attitude, Nobody could help. The little man had no gratitude. And when he stole the car, Nobody dreamed that he would try to take it so far. He didn't mean to hit the poor man, Who had to go and die. It made the judge cry. "Only a lad. He really couldn't help it." "Only a lad. He didn't want to do it." "Only a lad. He's underprivileged and abused." Perhaps a little bit confused? Oh oh oh, ohh ohh ohh
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/