Oblong Mug
Literally, the only "Oblong" in the U.S. Used to be named Henpeck, Illinois. It’s so small that it can't even be called a town or city, but a village. The high school has about 140 kids. There is quite a bit of diversity of character for such a small town. However, the population is primarily white. There are maybe 5 African American students at the high school, and no Asians or Latinos at all. When it comes to sports, the high school is pretty lame. The only thing they've really got going for them is Cheerleading and Math Team. Football and basketball aren't the greatest. The elementary school is newly remodeled in 2003 and houses the preK-8th graders. The closest College is Lincoln Trail Community College in Robinson, Illinois. The housing is fairly cheap, and there is a lot of land for new homes. It’s a large farming community known for the largest nighttime parade in Illinois. There are 5 options for food if you choose to eat out or get carry out: Main Street Diner, restaurant at Harmon's, and Pizza & More, and the gas stations Casey's, and Check Mart for pizza and quick food. Contents: 1600 residents Dollar General Oil Field Museum Video Rentals 5+ Churches 3+ Tanning stores Grocery Store (IGA) Flower Shop 3 Banks 4+ Hair and Beauty parlors Cemetery Gym Park Used furniture Feed and Seed Car Wash Auto Parts Store Hallmark Store/Pharmacy And the miscellaneous stuff mentioned earlier And that's basically it for Oblong, Illinois
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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