Nokesville Mug
A very wealthy community outside of manassas, Nokesville features everything of the country but located in Northern Virginia the dairy farms and horse farms are 1M+. As of 2020 home to the actor Vin Diesel. Nokesville is also part of the fertile Cresent, meaning if you want a home here your going to have to find someone nice enough to sell you atleast 10 acres or its a no go. Just about everyone from nokesville are friendly and generous people, I wouldn't say snotty like the prior but they are True Americans there. You get what you put in and if you put negativity into there community they will quitely, peacefully have you leave on your own accord as the morals in this town run very deep and when something is frowned upon, everyone frowns upon it causing said person in question to either apologize for said act, and become family, or continue with whatever said act may be frowned upon, to the point they voluntarily leave because of how ashamed the nokesville community as a whole will make them feel. Also you frequently hear shots and explosions from nearby Quantico Marine base, as well as from the freedom loving citizens who are armed to the teeth in this town. The perfect place to raise a child without the toxicity of the city but with amenities still very accessible. Home to God fearing neighbors loving Americans. If that's not your thing I'm glad you checked here before going. You would be in for a rude awaking if this isn't what you are looking for.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.