New Providence
A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
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