Mollie Mug
Mollie is a definite keeper. If you ever come across a Mollie don’t ever let her out of your sight. She is the quiet underestimated one that is breathtakingly beautiful on the inside, which you’ll notice if you pay close attention. As sensitive as a pretty flower(brittle but never weak), the Mollie is also often a late bloomer, therefore you need to give her time. Once you give her the right tender love and care you’ll start to see her unfold and if you’re a person that appreciate authentic people with loads of kindness and on the inside beauty you will not regret it! Mollie’s are especially fond of silly humour and loves cuddles. Mollie’s are dreamers that are sweet, loyal to a fault and can be rather emotionally intense and insecure at times. A Mollie likes pretty much everyone but is interested in few, and is very particular in who she chooses to give her attention to. She matches remarkably well with Emil’s, who are the ultimate dream match for Mollie’s. The Emil is the most amazing rare specimen of man sex you could find on the planet of earth. Emil’s are confident and proactive and will need a lot of patience, heart and attentiveness to see what a catch Mollie is, but the chances are good that he’ll keep her if he plays his cards right and don’t run of to the hills(or tinder).
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother