Modernell Mug
Modernell is the last name of a highly sought after family by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While the family is compromised of over 1,000,002 members everyone is wanted due to the F.B.I's and C.I.A's join effort operation "Catch Those Fuckers" to catch L.M AKA "The Stig" AKA "The Professional" AKA "The-Guy-Who-Did-Your-Mom-Last-Night-While-You-Were-Traumatized-by-Her-Bloodcurdling-Screams-of-Joy". While local police departments have found many members of the Modernell family they always seem to get away in highly modified high performance vehicles. We.. I mean the F.B.I along with the C.I.A speculate that they run several underground tuning garages where they continue to sell dangerously modified cars along with the side hobby of selling a substance which they have named "cacaina" that is known to cause instant death if more than 1g is taken while increasing your reaction times if less than 1g is taken. It also gives you wings. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department. If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!