MEQUON Mug
Mequon is known to other towns by a few key things: Our REALLY loose younger girls, really rich kids with really rich parents that get their rich kids out of trouble all the time, and dirt poor people from the neighboring town that managed to seep into the more affluent community. Loose girls: My friend and I were poking fun at his 14 year-old sister earlier... bout 12 hours ago. The subject of loose little girls and what they do in their free time came up. So we figured that it wouldn't hurt to have at least one non-emotionally traumatized little girl who drank too much semen before her time. I figured the best mode of motivation would be fear, "We will kill any boy who tries to get you to touch his penis before you are... hmmm 17. After that, you can put as much man-jam on your toast at you please." Reasonable right? I guess not because without much provocation she gave us our first hit. (Damaged before she could drive). Rich people: Above the law... no that's not an accurate description... how about impervious. If the records of most of the shop lifting, pot-smoking, heroine addicts are looked up, not much more than a speeding violation can be scrounged up. Mommy and Daddy have a family name and legacy to protect, I mean who wouldn't hire a million dollar lawyer to ensure their Swiss cheese for brains kid gets into Harvard Law. A felony doesn't look pretty on a permanent record no matter how pretty you are. I figure its not really my problem. They stick to their own kind for the most part. They go and play golf, and don't forget that they have a barely pubescent girl at their side at all times... Moral support. River Rats: They can swim, but they're more suited for... well about the same things as the rich kids do... minus the abortions and immunity to the law. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side for these kids. Unfortunately, Mommy and Daddy aren't as proud as the rich parents... if they're even around. A lot of these kids wander around fending for themselves... usually on a skateboard with a vid camera. Being less sheltered than the other half of town they're a little bit more socially conscious and less... well they aren't fucking assholes to your face.
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This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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