MEQUON Tee
Mequon is known to other towns by a few key things: Our REALLY loose younger girls, really rich kids with really rich parents that get their rich kids out of trouble all the time, and dirt poor people from the neighboring town that managed to seep into the more affluent community. Loose girls: My friend and I were poking fun at his 14 year-old sister earlier... bout 12 hours ago. The subject of loose little girls and what they do in their free time came up. So we figured that it wouldn't hurt to have at least one non-emotionally traumatized little girl who drank too much semen before her time. I figured the best mode of motivation would be fear, "We will kill any boy who tries to get you to touch his penis before you are... hmmm 17. After that, you can put as much man-jam on your toast at you please." Reasonable right? I guess not because without much provocation she gave us our first hit. (Damaged before she could drive). Rich people: Above the law... no that's not an accurate description... how about impervious. If the records of most of the shop lifting, pot-smoking, heroine addicts are looked up, not much more than a speeding violation can be scrounged up. Mommy and Daddy have a family name and legacy to protect, I mean who wouldn't hire a million dollar lawyer to ensure their Swiss cheese for brains kid gets into Harvard Law. A felony doesn't look pretty on a permanent record no matter how pretty you are. I figure its not really my problem. They stick to their own kind for the most part. They go and play golf, and don't forget that they have a barely pubescent girl at their side at all times... Moral support. River Rats: They can swim, but they're more suited for... well about the same things as the rich kids do... minus the abortions and immunity to the law. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side for these kids. Unfortunately, Mommy and Daddy aren't as proud as the rich parents... if they're even around. A lot of these kids wander around fending for themselves... usually on a skateboard with a vid camera. Being less sheltered than the other half of town they're a little bit more socially conscious and less... well they aren't fucking assholes to your face.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.