maury show
Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are- 1) - Paternity Tests The best! See you are not the father 2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez! 3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125. Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house! Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated! 4) - Fat Babies Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him! 5) - I Used to Be Ugly... Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila? Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now! *Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries! 6) - My 10 year old is out of control! Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter! Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do! Mom: *sobs* Crowd: Boooooo! Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me! Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp! Crowd: Yayyyyy! Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell* Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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