Matt
Matt is very hard to describe, due to being so perfect. If you had to stereo type Matt it would probably be the 'Farmer Boy'. Matt has the tendency of saying the word 'Cyat' and passionately dislikes the singer Jessie J. Matt is homosexual, he just doesn't know it yet. Matt usually has wet dreams about the rapper K Koke and on a few odd occasions Rick Ross. Cows scare Matt. HIM is his favorite band. He loves animals. However, there is a side to Matt nobody rarely gets to see. The beyond incredible side that I do. Matt is the type of person you could trust your life with. Its hard to get through a day without him. Nobody makes me smile like Matt does. Life would be worthless without him really. For me, Matt is the whole world. My whole world. My future. My best friend and my personal Professor Green. Only, better. Nobody in the world deserves Matt though, because hes got a heart of gold. So, I think i'm going to stop typing; because its clear that Matt is the shiz and I don't wanna like make guys even more jealous. One last thing: I love you, Matt.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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