Master Regulator Mug
Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time. What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down. What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity. How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline. Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look. Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!