Malanika Mug
Malanika is the most hottest girl . She has the best smile . Even when she is tired and sick she always gives out the best smile . She will go through the baddest thing in her life but when she finds her true love she will give in everything . Every boyfriend would be jealous of her , because she treats her boyfriend with the best way . No other girl could beat her in how understanding she is . Besides , she has the best dressing code . She dress to impress herself and does not care on how people would judge her . She would lose her loved once such as family and bestfriend but will be gifted with better ones . Her boyfriend will be gifted . Her curves . 36 (28) 36 . Her hair and her skin . She would attract everyone . She is the most nicest person . Sometimes too nice . And her cute smile and beauty would attract everyone without her even knowing . It is not her fault for being too friendly . A malanika is always crying by herself because she does not want people to know her weakness . Her life is not always happy . She loves to challenge people and will anything to prove people wrong . She is very diplomatic and can survive and make friends very very fast . Bad or good she can just make friends but she would do anything for them . Once she is in a relationship , her lover would love to show malanika to everyone because she is just perfect . She will make all his mates jealous and wonder how he could get such a hot sexy beautiful girl like malanika .
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image