La Pine High School Mug
A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so there’s most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the “best athletes” etc. The hicks think it’s cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports aren’t even that good. If you don’t do a sport, you’re worthless to the teachers. There’s tons of “Nikolas Cruz” types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you don’t do it, you’re apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look “mysterious” and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think they’re funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you don’t know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you can’t change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!