Krieger Arsch Mug
Imagine this tall, lanky guy, he's the most unfriendly person and a real prick at first. He's the guy that never holds back anything, his words are so straight they hit you like a fist in your face. If you feel really bad, he's gonna make it worse. But if you really need him, he always turns up and is a real liability. Once he's done with his shit talk and making you feel like the dumbest person in the room, he shows hints of brilliance and surprises you with a caering attitude. Not that he would care because a real Krieger Arsch does not give a damn shit. If he manages to escape his bubble he's the funniest person to have around. Sometimes he tries to impress you with his incredible bike handling skills but fails in the most comedian way possible. A true peoples champ! He pretends he doesn't like people. So going out for him is hard because quality time for him is hanging out with his cat & dog. He LOVES animals. Krieger Arsch is a one of a kind guy, the world could not handle more of his kind.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.