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King City Mug

King City is not in Southern Cali, it's in Central Cali. The cutoff line is in Delano (the valley). $crap town, but the Norte still putz it down. No economy whatsoever....they tried to build some nice houses to attract people or something, then the economy took a shit, so that didn't work. Home to tons of $craps, wannabe $craps, and most of all, the paisas. Also ridiculous rich white kids....people in King City think you're royalty if you have the name Hearne, Metz, Meyer, Nino, Bray, Escobar (all names of ranchers that founded the small ass town or feed store owners....how presitigious!). Increased gang violence in the past few years....but few arrests, cuz no one talks. The only thing going on is.....nothing. Everyone, and I mean everyone from KC gets fucked up, cuz that's the only thing you do. If you're from KC, you still get fucked up. A lot of people don't make it out, sadly. The town to the south, Lockwood, is much better. KC breeds a person that gets fucked up, doesn't care about shit, gets in fights, acts rowdy, and then remains that way for life. But it's home, so some of us, even if we don't want to, still like it.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W. May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I. May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W. May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z. May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C. May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A. May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N. May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l. May 6

greatest mug ever.

Mike H. May 6

I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10

Jamie w. May 6

Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message

Charles B. May 6
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I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

Jeannie H. May 5
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this is my new piss mug

ben d. May 4

Cool

Shashank D. May 2
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.

Demarcus Q. May 2

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2

This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.

Quandale D. May 1

My friend loved it.!!

vivi w. May 1
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.

Material G. May 1
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