khryztyne Mug
Almost as fake as her name is spelled weirdly. A Khryztyne is often but not always a hot Filipino women with a petite body that is addicting to look at. She is pure ecstasy to touch and make love with. With curves comparable to a goddess she could easily be a model if it wasn't for her short height. She is a blast to vibe with but is often stubborn and needy. She hides things from the one she "loves" the most. In fact the concept of real love in the traditional sense doesn't compute to her. Not a good life partner. However, a Khryztyne is a good sex partner and is fun to vibe with when she is having things her way. Be warned, a Khryztyne is a dangerous drug. A little is good for you but due to her fakeness and mindless ridiculousness she may end up hurting you tremendously.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!