kevihs Mug
A supposedly "good grammar school" for only girls Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS. This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice -DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER. -dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees -Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK Cons of kevihs: - You sometimes get weird people walking around the school - It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here) - The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?) - Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys - Aston Boys - Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them) Pros of Kevihs - Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives - You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels - Teachers sometimes actually care
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!