Kef
A New Zealand deity, who was born in a volcano 67.4 million years ago. When he emerged from the volcano it caused the end of all life except for mammals and some small reptiles, which later evolved into birds and or alligators. Kef, after causing the demise of the dinosaurs via heat vision, took it upon himself to rest for the good of mankind that had not emerged from their caves yet. He would later single handedly destroy the caves and force them out of hiding and to evolve. After forcing humans to evolve, Kef, slept until he had the desire to single-handedly dig the Panama canal with only his right hand and a plastic spoon, upon finishing the canal he recovered it for later use. Then he decided to build rome in exactly 24 hours after which continuing his slumber untill 1842 whenceforth he roamed the earth until finding Theodore Roosevelt, and taking his form, earthly duties, and sending him back to Val Halla. Kef then took the office of El Presidente. As El Presidente he commissioned the panama canal to be uncovered, thus providing a way through the central American region, but the Cia was catching opnto his rouge, thinking quickly kef then morphed into a dairy cow, and moved to wisconson where he hid until, 1993 whereupon he took the form of a baby boy, in Deleware Ohio. Kef now lives in southeast Michigan, where he waits untill the day where he shall smite down the entire human race.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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