Kef Tee
A New Zealand deity, who was born in a volcano 67.4 million years ago. When he emerged from the volcano it caused the end of all life except for mammals and some small reptiles, which later evolved into birds and or alligators. Kef, after causing the demise of the dinosaurs via heat vision, took it upon himself to rest for the good of mankind that had not emerged from their caves yet. He would later single handedly destroy the caves and force them out of hiding and to evolve. After forcing humans to evolve, Kef, slept until he had the desire to single-handedly dig the Panama canal with only his right hand and a plastic spoon, upon finishing the canal he recovered it for later use. Then he decided to build rome in exactly 24 hours after which continuing his slumber untill 1842 whenceforth he roamed the earth until finding Theodore Roosevelt, and taking his form, earthly duties, and sending him back to Val Halla. Kef then took the office of El Presidente. As El Presidente he commissioned the panama canal to be uncovered, thus providing a way through the central American region, but the Cia was catching opnto his rouge, thinking quickly kef then morphed into a dairy cow, and moved to wisconson where he hid until, 1993 whereupon he took the form of a baby boy, in Deleware Ohio. Kef now lives in southeast Michigan, where he waits untill the day where he shall smite down the entire human race.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.