Jonalyn Mug
The word Goddamn comes to mind! All that is necessary to cause you to trip, stumble up sum stairs or even go to bed only to wake up and find somehow you went and slipped and slid on something wet. Which made you you instantly think of her and her magnificent Booty. Resulting with an erection that presents itself straight out and into getting slammed in the bedroom door. And find that as long as you don't lose your train of thought focused on that Mouth watering Ass of hers. Then you discover your super power : the Ability to break the bedroom door with your hard on. Amazing she also causes you to have wet dreams and good ones at that, typically focus on the event of Dicking her down and her losing restraint and squirting everywhere without an apology. How beautiful she is and how awesome that she is such a good friend but let's me wear that Ass out without letting it comprise our friendship . As long as everyone gets what they want and everyone's happy...makes me hope and wish she needs me to hit it tonight!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/