janet jackson Mug
The youngest sibling of the Jackson family - the greatest musical family of all time, with the most number one hits. She started out as an actress, notably in roles such as Penny from 'Good Times', Charleen Dupree in 'Different Strokes' and Cleo Hewit in 'Fame'. Later, she went on to pursuit a music career. Released two little known albums in the early 80s ('Janet Jackson' and 'Dreamstreet') but didn't break out until her 1986 release, 'Control' whom many people believe it to be her debut album. Since than, she has released numerous successful albums 'Rhythm Nation 1814', 'janet.', 'The Velvet Rope', 'All For You', 'Damita Jo' and the latest '20 Y.O.' She was cute as hell in the 'Pleasure Principle' music video and has a really nice round ass. That is probably irrelevant, but it needs to be included. Currently is engaged to producer/rapper Jermaine Dupri who've she dated since 2001. And to the old hag he mentioned Janet needed to sell records in the Superbowl performance by having Justin Timberlake rip off her piece of clothing, shut the hell up. That doesn't even make sense. Why and how could she sell albums by that? It wasn't during her song, she hadn't performed new songs, so cut the bullshit. Speaking of the Superbowl, the half-time show performance of 2004 with Janet as the headliner/main performer, not only fined Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake of approximately 400,000, the rage of the uptight FCC, ban listing of Janet Jackson's music (but not Justin Timberlake's, go figure) and reminder to black people that Justin Timberlake is still white, and didn't stand up for a sista when she was being bashed left and right. It also shows the hypocrisy of MTV, who will show horny college students licking whip cream off each other's half naked bodies in "Spring Break" but suddenly want to become all conservative and prude because of a 1-second glimpse of a breast. Ironically, Janet Jackson was the first mtcICON show (that is dedicated to legendary artists) in 2001, only 3 years prior to said incident.
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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning