Jaelene Mug
Jaelene, I must say is one strong girl, she holds her pain in very well, she will always put a smile on that beautiful face of hers. She’s one of the most gorgeous girls you will ever lay eyes on. She’s the type of girl that can steal your heart in a blink of an eye, her smile will make you melt along with her laugh, you’ll get lost in her eyes, but you’ll mainly focus on her lips, the words fall from her lips so perfectly. Her personality is like no other, she’s one of a kind. She’s super funny, like seriously she’s a clown. She’s pretty much good at everything, she can cook, dance, sing, she’s amazing with people. She’s easy to fall for, one conversation with her will leave you hungry for more. She is easy to please, treat her well, respect and show her how important she is to you, and most importantly feed her, she loves food. She’s absolutely perfect inside and out. Her love isn’t for everyone, she’s been hurt badly, but that’s okay because that pain is temporary, someone will come around, and her pain will slowly decrease within time. Be careful when coming across her, she may be sweet and goofy, but once you get on her bad side things won’t be so fun anymore. You’ll find yourself hungry for her in ways that will drive you insane, her taste is so sweet yet just perfect, you’ll always want more. The hunger you have for her, will be the hunger she has for you, but only if it’s meant to be, other then that you won’t get to experience the jaelene behind that smile.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing