Hown Mug
Etymology is clearly with an H, an O, a W & an N...could have mods with several other vowels at the end of the word, more specifically an E at the end, but is at one’s discretion. The word dates back to Medieval English, with hints from Welsh, Scottish but primarily Norse ancestry. This semi-modern vernacular emanates from several mildly-challenged and clearly sexually-frustrated fraternity “Bro’s”, more specifically used as a reference to a “saucy young split-tail” and is typically used as a derogatory reference to the absolute hotness of a young or college-aged female. Often, the retort from the object of this comment is negative, but when property used is more than likely perceived as a compliment. Diffusion of the alleged verbal, but clearly not intended-to-be illegal verbal assault, and primarily due to the consumption of alcohol by both parties, is primarily based on the offender’s ability to bail his highly-intoxicated-ass out of a bad situation and may result in an evening of copulatory bliss. Usually not guaranteed on the initial occasion, but after several additional “mild and friendly complimentary comments” can result in a short but heated physical-only relationship. Which hopefully will not result in the production of unwanted offspring. Greek-style relations are recommended. Several references were noted from the Mesopotamian Era, and because they were the first brewers of the fermented concoction now know as “beer”, considerable credit should be given to them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.